The Situationship Test
You already know.
You just want it in writing.
12 questions about what he actually does — not how he makes you feel. Two minutes.
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Your reading
The first score is free. The full reading is $9.99.
What you unlock
Not four numbers. A written verdict.
The verdict
All Talk, No Calendar
They mean it when they say it. They just don’t do anything about it.
The warmth is genuine — that’s what makes this so disorienting. But feelings that never turn into plans aren’t a relationship, they’re a mood. You’ve been treating their words as the data and their absence as the exception. Flip it: the absence is the data.
Effort is the number to watch here. It sits far below their interest, and that gap is the whole story of the last few months…
Roughly 600 words, written for the pattern you score.
This isn’t a personality quiz
It asks about behaviour, not vibes
Every question is something you could point to on a calendar or in a phone. How often he starts the conversation. Whether plans get made in advance. What happens when you bring up what this is.
It separates the things you've been mixing up
Interest and effort are not the same thing, and neither is consistency. Most confusion comes from one of them being high while another is on the floor. Seen apart, the pattern is usually obvious.
It gives you a straight answer
Not a horoscope. Not five paragraphs of maybe. A verdict, and one thing to actually do next.